Birthday dinner

Yesterday was my boyfriends birthday, I said I will cook him anything he wants. I will go to the store and pick it up and cook it he just has to sit back and watch TV, our daughter spent the night at grandmas. So he had all day to think of something because he was off work, mind you he is the MOST pickiest I have ever met! He doesn't like any condiments, ketchup, mustard., mayo nothing! He kept saying I should just come up with something but pretty much everything I like he doesn't. So by the time I came home he came up with spam and egg sandwich. Are you kidding me out of everything I can create you give me SPAM ugh, its his birthday so I made it, gross!